ANGUS RAVENS has its very own
GREEN POLICY ADVISER. Steve Green is head of research into GREEN DUNG!!!
REWARD OFFERED
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On Saturday 31st October 2009 Angus darts player Shaun Berrie was a victim of a terrible crime.
Whilst in the Glenrothes Branch of Ladbrokes placing a bet on himself losing 3-0 to Fife, Shaun was out witted by an 8 year old pick pocket. The child picked his moment and made off with Shaun's wallet.
The contents of the wallet are very precious to Shaun and he is asking for the safe return of the following items;
Unused condom - since 1991,
11 and a half pence,
Receipt for swedish penis pump,
Thailand phone card,
Signed photo of Andy Wood
and his Platinum Card for the Blue Oyster Bar.
If anyone has any information relating to the incident please call Shaun on his work phone
0898 - BIG BOY
Andy Stott would like to inform all players that he now has enough sweets for the rest of the season after a successful nights guizing on the 31st
LAKESIDE IMPOSTER!!!!
Whilst practicing in the players room at
Lakeside 2011 proud Angus player Alan Soutar looked up at the "Wall of Fame" to admire all the great's that had tread on the famous stage before him.
Thinking he was making history as the first Angus player to play at Lakeside, Alan was soon stood bemused looking at this picture of Scott Winder!!!
Life's little secret's ah Scotty?